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Evolution Fucked Your Shit Up: The World’s 50 Freakiest Animals
Seapig
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/seapig.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/seapig1.jpg)
Ajolote
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Ajolote.jpg)
Aye-Aye
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Aye-aye.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Aye.jpg)
Chinese Giant Salamander
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Chinese-giant-salamander.jpg)
Pygmy Jerboa
Giant Isopod
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Giant_isopod.jpg)
Thorny Devil Lizard
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/thornydevillizard.jpg)
It shall also be noted that these sons-of-bitches shoot blood out of their eyes as a defense mechanism.
Hagfish
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Hagfish.jpg)
Hairy Frog
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/HairyFrog.jpg)
Human-Faced Carp
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/HumanFacedcarp.jpg)
Seadevil
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Seadevil.jpg)
Proboscis Monkey
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/ProbiscisMonkey.jpg)
Goblin Shark
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/goblin-shark.jpg)
Purple Frog
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/PurpleFrog.jpg)
Pygmy Marmoset
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/PygmyMarmoset.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/pygmymarmosets.jpg)
Sea Dragon
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Sea_Dragon__1.jpg)
Tarsier
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/Tarsier3.jpg)
It’s been pointed out to me that Sonya, in the video above, is not actually a tarsier but a slow loris. Still, I’m keeping the video up ’cause she’s cute as hell.
Axolotl
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/aksolotal_axolotl.jpg)
"I am a sign that the devil is real and Jesus never happened. Hooray!"
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/mexican-walking-fish.jpg)
Angler Fish
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/angler-fish.jpg)
Angora Rabbit
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/angora_rabbit.jpg)
Blobfish
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/blobfish.jpg)
He does indeed look like Ziggy.
Candiiru
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/candiru.jpg)
Okay, so the Candiru may not be the freakiest-LOOKING animal, but it is the only one that will swim up your penis and LODGE ITSELF IN THERE. Seriously, seriously, seriously: Fuck you, Candiru. Fuck you so, so hard, you piece-of-shit animal.
Wrinkle-Faced Bat
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/wrinklefacedbat.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/wrinklefacedbat2.jpg)
Giant Soft-Shelled Turtle
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/cantorsgiantsoft-shelled-turtle.jpg)
Dugong
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/dugong.jpg)
Dumbo Octopus
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/dumbo-octopus.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/dumbooctopus2.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/dumbooctopus3.jpg)
Monkfish
Elephant Shrew
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/elephantshrew.jpg)
Geoduck
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/geoduck.jpg)
Giant Coconut Crab
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/giant-coconut-crab.jpg)
Glass Frog
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/glass-frog.jpg)
Hooded Seal
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/hooded-seal.jpg)
Liger
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/liger.jpg)
Note the size of this motherfucker; ligers are bigger than both tigers and lions.
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/liger2.jpg)
These dudes escaped from the Phantom Zone and the first thing they want are our ligers!!
Long-Beaked Echidna
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/long-beakedechidna.jpg)
To himself, everything is perfectly normal.
Long-Eared Jerboa
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/long-earedjerboa2.jpg)
Naked Mole Rat
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/nakedmolerat.jpg)
Narwhal
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/narwhal.jpg)
Olm
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/olm.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/olms.jpg)
Malay Eagle Owl
Pangolin
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/pangolin.jpg)
Pink Fairy Armadillo
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/pink_fairy_armadillo.jpg)
Platypus
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/platypus.jpg)
Rosy Lipped Batfish
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/rosa_lip_batfish_I.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/rosy-lipped-batfish.jpg)
Yeti Crab
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/yeticrab.jpg)
Tubifex Worms
Saiga Antelope
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/saiga-antelope.jpg)
"If you let me impregnate your wife I will bless you with riches unimagined!"
Star-Nosed Mole
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/starnosedmole2.jpg)
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/starnosed_mole.jpg)
Sucker-Foot Bat
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/sucker-footedbat.jpg)
"Hey, guys, what’s up? How’s it goin’? Deal my shit in."
Turtle Frog
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/TurtleFrog.jpg)
Weta
![](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/weta.jpg)
Thanks to everyone who sent me these weird fucking dudes on Twitter.
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