When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half!
2- I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
3- Yesterday is History, Today is a Gift, Tomorrow is Mystery.
4- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
5- With Your Friends. For Your Friends. The Blade Swings Down!
6- If im not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer
7- Life Is Simple, Kill Or Be Killed.
8- Most People Respect The Badge, But Everybody Respects The Gun.
9- it's hard to wait around for something you know will never happen but its harder to stop when u know it's all you ever wanted.......
10- when u smile,I melt inside..
11- Dreams have a nasty habit of going bad when you're not looking.
12- Let the guns do the talking.
13- 665... neighbor of the beast.
14- Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love.
15- Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin .
16- Life's a bitch. Be its pimp.
17- There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet.
18- The road to success is always under construction.
19- The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
20- Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
21- Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once.
22- May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
23- Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over .
24- When the feeling's gone and u cant go on its tragedy.
25- The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
26- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
27- Dont make love by the garden gate. Love may be blind, but the neighbors aint!
28- Oh Yes...They Will Be Blood.
29- Sickly Brilliant and Twistedly Clever.
30- See What I See, Feel What I Feel, Save As I Save
31- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
32- wts ur favorite beer? an open one!
33- Don't dwell on the past.. or else there won't be a future.
34- If you spend too much time looking towards the future, there won't be a present to lead to that future.
35- Can you feel me? Like the air, i'm everywhere.
36- Be Prepared For The Unexpected.
37- Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.
38- Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.
39- When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
40- I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says moooo
41- We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms.

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43- Everybody's at war with different things...I'm at war with my own heart sometimes...
44- Trust no one. Deceive everyone.
45- Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus!!
46- Back To Basics
47- Rock Till You Drop
48- You should never expect anything from anybody...
49- Would you love a monster man could you understand the beauty of the beast?
50- In A Mad World Only The Mads Are Sane...
51- How could you be so heartless?

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53- I try to make it through my life... In my way... There is you

-54-: ! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

-55-: So tired that I can't even sleep ..

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand

-57-: Dont Do as I do just do as I Say

-58-: I'm not angel, I only do theirs job

-59-: Do i look like somebody who cares?

-60-:And when the last one falls, when it's all said and done... It gets hard but it won't take my love

-61-: I wish my day came with a reset button...!

-62-:We Can Close Our Eyes From Things We Don't Wanna See , But We Can't Close Our Hearts On things We Don't Wanna Feel.

-63-: when you fall i will pick you up when i finished laughing .

-64-:Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?