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<div align="Left">Hello, i am Hansi Kurch, the vocal guy of the metal band "Bling Guardian". lll
And i'm here to tell you a story, about metal, and this story, is a drem of every lll
MetalHead lll
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Once upon a time....... ll
There Was Nothing! :o
But than... ll
There were Peopele! l
and upon the people, the was silent... but than.... there was manowar!!! l
and the people got crazy! and they gave thier cupcackes to manowar as a tribute, l
in exchange for their true metal... l
Until one day... l
there was no tibute! the cupcakes gone! l
So manowar band was like *Holy crap* l
and that because, the was dragonforce, that was much better then manowar, l
so the poeple were giving the cupcakes to dragonforce instead. l
so a war ensued, because manowar will do anything to bring back thier cupcakes...l
ANYTHING! l
And in the war times, there was Rhapsody! l
and Rhapsody had a cupcakes mine. l
So dragonforce thought Rhapsody took their cupcakes and manowar cupcakes. l
So luca Turilli (Rhapsody's Guitarist) was Like l
"Dude we ran out of cupcakes, and me and my cool cruly hair are hungry!"
So dragonforce was like "No! not the pink one!" because that was the last one. l
so manowar was like "Rhapsody didn't stolr your cupcakes, we did". l
So dragonforce was like "that was ours!" l
and manowar was like "it was our first!" l
and Rhapsody was like "dude, WTF" l
so manowar keep their cupcakes inside their pucket l and say: l
"The cupcakes are ours... for we giving you body oil!"
DragonForce: "Yay"! l
and there was peace... l
and all was well agin... l
Rhapsody and Dragonforce had their body oil, and manowar had the last of the cupcakes. l
and the people could chose to themselves who they wanted to give tribute to... l
War enused. l
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So luca Turilli (Rhapsody's Guitarist) was Like l
"Dude we ran out of cupcakes, and me and my cool cruly hair are hungry!"
So dragonforce was like "No! not the pink one!" because that was the last one. l
so manowar was like "Rhapsody didn't stolr your cupcakes, we did". l
So dragonforce was like "that was ours!" l
and manowar was like "it was our first!" l
and Rhapsody was like "dude, WTF" l
so manowar keep their cupcakes inside their pucket l and say: l
"The cupcakes are ours... for we giving you body oil!"
DragonForce: "Yay"! l
and there was peace...
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לולXD
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