אליאב
מה עם הערבי? XD
אליאב
אתה הומו
למה שארצה להיות חבר של מישו?
ותפסיק לעשות את זה..
גם אי עובד על אנשים
תמציא שם..
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אליאב
מה עם הערבי? XD
אליאב
אתה הומו
למה שארצה להיות חבר של מישו?
ותפסיק לעשות את זה..
גם אי עובד על אנשים
תמציא שם..
הנה השיחה הכי ארוכה והכי קורעת שיש!!!!!!!!
אם אתם קוראים עד הסוף אתם מלכים XD
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: im from the zoo
You: im a bear!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: akkakabuto
You: im an intelligent bear!
Stranger: good for you
You: and you?
Stranger: im me
You: cool!
Stranger: yea
You: i eat alot of me!
Stranger: that sucks
You: you suck!
Stranger: no
Stranger: your the worst troll ever
You: im an intelligent bear!!
Stranger: okay
You: oh!!! your a cat!
Stranger: yeah
You: we in war with the cats for long long years!
Stranger: we won
You: no!
You: we have t.v in owr zoo!
You: ??
Stranger: we have protection from humans
Stranger: and humans kill you
Stranger: that's an alliance bro
You: i hate you
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: you are losing the war
Stranger: how could you possibly like me
You: i like cats!
Stranger: no
Stranger: ur wrong
You: but your a dog....bitch!
Stranger: no
You: yap
Stranger: u lie 2 much
You: u lie 2 much!
You: i love you <3
Stranger: i know
You: give me kiss!
You: im a jewish bear!
Stranger: lol
You: its the best kind of jews...and the best kind of bears!
Stranger: there's no good jews
Stranger: haha
You: so i understand that your not jwe.... =\
You: jew*
Stranger: no
You: so what are you!?!?!
Stranger: i have no faith
Stranger: believe*
You: so you just a normal cat....?
that suck...
Stranger: no
Stranger: normal cat's are protestants
You: your from usa?
Stranger: no
Stranger: r u?
You: no....im jew so guess where im from!!
Stranger: jewland?
You: close....
You: im from israel! =]
Stranger: israel?
Stranger: lol
You: you tooooo?
Stranger: ur jesus?
You: yes.... im the son of god!
Stranger: i am god
You: hi dad
Stranger: and because u are wearing those ugly sandals i'll let you die on a cross
You: i dond believe in jesus
Stranger: me neither
You: cool.... i believe in god!
Stranger: i don't
You: thats not cool....you believe in saten?
Stranger: no
You: you got to believe in something....
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why?
You: to have faith in something
You: where you from?
Stranger: i only need to have faith in myself
Stranger: Denmark
You: you want to visit in israel?
Stranger: i dunno.. what is to see there?
You: ammm Jerusalem !
Stranger: what is exciting there?
You: oh i forgot you dont believe in anything
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i believe in stuff
Stranger: but no gods
You: we have sexy ladys...
Stranger: no
You: what no?
Stranger: you don't have sexy ladies
You: in israel there lot of models
You: you like sexy ladys?
Stranger: yes
You: so come to israel
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i don't like girls with beard
You: we dont have girls with beard! i hate you all over agin
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i don't care
You: sooooo come to israel!
Stranger: why?
You: we have nice warm sun.....
Stranger: i like that
You: so come!
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i'd rather go to italy
You: italy?! why?!
Stranger: the ladies
You: so im coming to denemark!
Stranger: okay
You: i will visit you....!
Stranger: but you hate me?
You: not anymore!
Stranger: why?
You: because i love you!
Stranger: why?
You: you cute
Stranger: your gay i think
You: no im not!
Stranger: your not?
You: no...
You: your lesbian !
Stranger: im a guy -_-
You: so?
You: your soooo lesbian!!!
You: when we going to finish this chat?
Stranger: soon i hope..
You: you can prey to god
Stranger: i can fuck your god
You: dony say it! he will kill you
You: dont*
Stranger: he can't
Stranger: he's a bitch
Stranger: and you should start thinking of the fact that he don't like you
וווווווווווווווווואייי תגיד לי אליאב מה אין לך מה לעשות בחיים? XDDDDDDDDDDDג
חחחחחחחחחחחח
הדבר הזה דיי מפחיד כי אחד אמר לי שהוא מלבנון והוא רוצה שכל היהודים ימותו אני אמרתי שאני מצרפת ברור אבל אחרי זה שאלתי אותו למה הוא שונה יהודים והוא אמר שהוא פשוט שונא אז מה זה מלמד אותנו
ואי עכשיו הייתי משועמם אז דיברתי משו כמו שעה עם משו והיה מאוד מעניין ,
הוא משו סיני שגר בכלל בהולנד.
הייתה לי שיחה עם בחור מזה נחמד תראו:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi there
You: sup?
Stranger: not much at all...I'm just wasting time LOL
You: me to LOL
Stranger: I should be sleeping XD
Stranger: but I'm soo bored
You: so am i
You: i hate ths website
Stranger: me too
Stranger: everyone wants to cyber
Stranger: I just want something to do (anythign but that LOL)
You: its boring
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: people are mean too
You: yeah
Stranger: this one japanese chick told me she didn't trust me because I'm american
Stranger: LOL
You: i had a chat with an hermit LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: a
Stranger: woah! seriously?
Stranger: LOL
You: yeahXD
Stranger: I guess he just wanted someone to talk to LOL!!
Stranger: I wonder if this counts as breaking a vow of silence?
Stranger: what's next, monks? LOL
You: me to'he typed words like "im rule"
Stranger: haha!
You: lol your the only one who didnt log off after i said "i had achat with a hermit"
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :P are you a hermit too?
You: no
Stranger: haha okay then.
Stranger: I'm probably boring in comparison to a hermit.
Stranger: all I do is study and play video games XD
Stranger: it's kind of sad but cool
You: yeah they will do anything to talkXD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hey see you! I"m going to find someone else now. good luck!
Your conversational partner has disconnected
XDDDDDDD קבלו:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello#
Stranger: harro
Stranger: ....
You: sup?
Stranger: Asl?
You: 17,male..
Stranger: 57/m/sweden... you make me hard.... :D
You: israel...
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: me too hate you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
להגיד לכם את האמת האתר הזה של הזרים משעמם,אתה רק אומר israel הם מתנתקים,כולם שם אנטישמים משועממים חוץ ממעט.
למה?
דיברתי עם כ10 אנשים לא אנטישמים.
[quote][i]Originally posted by Timon[/i]@Apr 24 2009, 01:15 PM
[b] למה?
דיברתי עם כ10 אנשים לא אנטישמים. [/b][/quote]
אצלי כולם התנתקו חוץ מאחד שלא היה ממש אכפת לו מה הגיל,ארץ וכו'
Stranger: knock knock!
You: who is there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
Stranger: hi
You: Stranger: knock knock!
You: who is there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
You: XD
You: hi
Stranger: fuck you
You: ...
You: why?
Stranger: from?
You: israel
You: u?
Stranger: you say so many that i do not understand
Stranger: usa
You: nice
Stranger: u english nice
You: thx
Stranger: did you have a sex?
You: no.. XD
You: suck XD
You: im 13
You: XD
Stranger: so little
You: you?
Stranger: you are a student
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: so
You: age?
Stranger: bye
ועוד אחד:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: do you like the fast and the furious?
You: yeah
Stranger: did you see the new one?
You: yes
Stranger: i thought it sucked
You: me 2
Stranger: i wanted more boobz
You: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: nice boy
Stranger: =============================================D
You: :P
Stranger: where are you from
You: israel
You: you?
Stranger: UK
You: nice
Stranger: do you like Yossi Benayoun?
You: yes
You: a lot
Stranger: he is so good
You: ^^
You: israel
You: rock
Stranger: i am jewish so i love him
You: nice
You: me 2 XD
Stranger: so i always cheer for israel
You: yay
You: i love you
Stranger: and i love natalie portman the most
Stranger: she is american but born in israel
Stranger: she is best. brains + beauty
You: you know gal gadot?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: im 13 XD
You: see that:
You: Stranger: hi
You: Stranger: knock knock!
You: who is there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
You: XD
You: hi
Stranger: fuck you
You: ...
You: why?
Stranger: from?
You: israel
You: u?
Stranger: you say so many that i do not understand
Stranger: usa
You: nice
Stranger: u english nice
You: thx
Stranger: did you have a sex?
You: no.. XD
You: suck XD
You: im 13
You: XD
Stranger: so little
You: you?
Stranger: you are a student
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: so
You: age?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: weir
Stranger: d
You: yeah
Stranger: i keep telling everyone vin deisel dies in fast and furious
Stranger: they get mad
You: im mad
Stranger: why
You: i dont know XD
Stranger: i am in my computer class at school hehe
You: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: i love you XD
Stranger: i hope my teacher doesnt noticce me
Stranger: it almost lunch time
You: XD
Stranger: then i want to play football outside
You: good luck
Stranger: so i can be like yossi
You: XD
You: yossi!
You: kolololo
Stranger: i live in liverpool, i see him play live alot
You: cool
Stranger: i will one day go to israel and see the national team play live
Stranger: but im only 14 i have long time to do that
You: i see them
You: now XD
You: im 13
You: close
Stranger: i only get to see them on tv :(
You: its ok
You: good luck with that
Stranger: teacher catch me
Stranger: bye
You: bye XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected
ועוד אחד אחרון:
Stranger: hi
You: i love you
Stranger: are u gay ?
You: yes XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im from israel
You: and im 12 years old
Stranger: and im leaving.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
אנטישמים או לא?
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: israel rock!
Stranger: Hello!
You: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: Russia rocks
You: nice
You: im from there
You: my dad
You: and mom
Stranger: Sure you're
Stranger: Niet ponomayo pa russki?
You: ti shpanimaish russki?
You: XD
You: i dont know how to write
Stranger: Oh!!!
Stranger: Now I believe you!
You: XD
Stranger: Well I come from Finland, but live in Sweden
You: you not from Russia?
Stranger: Nope
You: so...
You: why Russia rocks?
Stranger: so...
Stranger: Do you live in Russia?
You: no
You: israel
Stranger: Ok, you're a jew?
You: yeah
Stranger: Ok
You: you?
Stranger: I'm not a jew..
You: XD
You: its ok
You: you can be
Stranger: Haha :)
You: ^^
You: say
You: why Russia rocks?
Stranger: Well I don't really know. I just said it
You: XD
You: so you know Russian?
Stranger: Little, not much
You: me 2
Stranger: Ok
You: im 13
You: you?
Stranger: 17 ;)
You: XD
You: cool
You: my bro is 17
Stranger: Ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ook
You: ook
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ook
You: ook
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: ok stop
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ;)
You: well see that:
You: קולולולו
You: אני חמוד
You: נכון?
Stranger: What does it mean?
You: its im cute
Stranger: Haha ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: stop
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: stop
Stranger: ok
You: XD
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: You're a male right?
You: no
You: im sexy
You: XD
You: male
Stranger: I'm a female
You: cool
Stranger: What's ypur name?
Stranger: you
Stranger: r
You: Koren
You: you?
Stranger: Sandra
You: cool XD
You: so Sandrarara
Stranger: ;)
You: kolololo
ועוד טיפשה XD
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: please
You: no plz
You: XD
Stranger: i love u
You: ...
You: f?
You: m?
Stranger: is nice
You: f?
Stranger: f
You: cool
Stranger: so sex?
You: so its ok
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my place @ 5
You: so yes
Stranger: ok
You: cool
Stranger: u can do it 2 with candoo
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: You got owned
[quote][i]Originally posted by SpAMER-MaN[/i]@Apr 24 2009, 11:20 AM
[b] להגיד לכם את האמת האתר הזה של הזרים משעמם,אתה רק אומר israel הם מתנתקים,כולם שם אנטישמים משועממים חוץ ממעט. [/b][/quote]
דיברתי עם פול אנשים לא אנטישמים XD
הרוב באמת אנטישמים..
איזה אחד עושה לי:"are you a jew?" אמרתי לו כן..אז הוא עושה:"i hate them,i like hitler"
ס.ס"
או שאיזה שוודי אחד אומר לי כזה שה-ASL שלו זה 47,M,שוודיה..
אני כזה ס.ס" 17,M,ישראל..
הוא עושה:"i hate you"
אמרתי לו:"i hate you too"
חחחח אבל יש המון אנשים שהם לא אנטישמים..
אמרתי לאיזה אחת:"jew/christian?"
היא אמרה לי נוצריה..(ערבים בקושי יש..פגשתי רק אחד מארצות ערב..אבל בקושי יש שם..)
אמרתי לה כזה:"im jew,does it matter?"
היא אמרה:"no,im not the type that the religion is important me" משהו כזה..לא זוכר בדיוק
אוהבים אותי D:
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: f
You: 16
Stranger: from?
You: u?
You: Spain
Stranger: f 13, from sweden
You: wow
Stranger: realy?
You: yeah
You: but
Stranger: i actally know a little spanish
You: realy
You: in 13
You: from israel
You: realy
Stranger: you?
Stranger: or me?
You: me
Stranger: oh, so not spain
You: *im
You: no
You: sorry
Stranger: it's cool :D
You: oh
You: thx ^^
You: m
You: im not f
Stranger: OMG
You: i wish
Stranger: okey
You: but no
Stranger: you wish?
You: XD
You: no no
Stranger: not so many people do that
You: XD
You: whats up?
Stranger: it's cool
Stranger: how about you?
You: ok
You: your nice
Stranger: thanks
You: all the guys
You: disconect
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i don't do that
Stranger: everybody disconnect
Stranger: beacuse I'm 13
You: just becouse im fron israel
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: that's so mean!
You: *beacuse
You: i know..
You: but you dont ^
You: *^^
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: no, i'm not that kind of person
Stranger: who just disconnect
You: yep
You: i see
You: oh
You: see that
Stranger: :D
Stranger: so...
Stranger: do you got any hobbies?
You: yeah
You: eat
You: sleep
You: breath
Stranger: haha
Stranger: except that? _D
Stranger: :D
You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: do you like the fast and the furious?
You: yeah
Stranger: did you see the new one?
You: yes
Stranger: i thought it sucked
You: me 2
Stranger: i wanted more boobz
You: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: nice boy
Stranger: =============================================D
You:
Stranger: where are you from
You: israel
You: you?
Stranger: UK
You: nice
Stranger: do you like Yossi Benayoun?
You: yes
You: a lot
Stranger: he is so good
You: ^^
You: israel
You: rock
Stranger: i am jewish so i love him
You: nice
You: me 2 XD
Stranger: so i always cheer for israel
You: yay
You: i love you
Stranger: and i love natalie portman the most
Stranger: she is american but born in israel
Stranger: she is best. brains + beauty
You: you know gal gadot?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: im 13 XD
You: see that:
You: Stranger: hi
You: Stranger: knock knock!
You: who is there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
You: XD
You: hi
Stranger: fuck you
You: ...
You: why?
Stranger: from?
You: israel
You: u?
Stranger: you say so many that i do not understand
Stranger: usa
You: nice
Stranger: u english nice
You: thx
Stranger: did you have a sex?
You: no.. XD
You: suck XD
You: im 13
You: XD
Stranger: so little
You: you?
Stranger: you are a student
Stranger: ?
You: yeah
You: so
You: age?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: weir
Stranger: d
You: yeah
Stranger: i keep telling everyone vin deisel dies in fast and furious
Stranger: they get mad
You: im mad
Stranger: why
You: i dont know XD
Stranger: i am in my computer class at school hehe
You: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: i love you XD
Stranger: i hope my teacher doesnt noticce me
Stranger: it almost lunch time
You: XD
Stranger: then i want to play football outside
You: good luck
Stranger: so i can be like yossi
You: XD
You: yossi!
You: kolololo
Stranger: i live in liverpool, i see him play live alot
You: cool
Stranger: i will one day go to israel and see the national team play live
Stranger: but im only 14 i have long time to do that
You: i see them
You: now XD
You: im 13
You: close
Stranger: i only get to see them on tv
You: its ok
You: good luck with that
Stranger: teacher catch me
Stranger: bye
You: bye XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You: cool no?
You: oh
Stranger: what?
Stranger: strange o.O
Stranger: :D
You: well
You: and that
You: Stranger: hi
You: i love you
Stranger: are u gay ?
You: yes XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: and
You:
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: israel rock!
Stranger: Hello!
You: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: Russia rocks
You: nice
You: im from there
You: my dad
You: and mom
Stranger: Sure you're
Stranger: Niet ponomayo pa russki?
You: ti shpanimaish russki?
You: XD
You: i dont know how to write
Stranger: Oh!!!
Stranger: Now I believe you!
You: XD
Stranger: Well I come from Finland, but live in Sweden
You: you not from Russia?
Stranger: Nope
You: so...
You: why Russia rocks?
Stranger: so...
Stranger: Do you live in Russia?
You: no
You: israel
Stranger: Ok, you're a jew?
You: yeah
Stranger: Ok
You: you?
Stranger: I'm not a jew..
You: XD
You: its ok
You: you can be
Stranger: Haha
You: ^^
You: say
You: why Russia rocks?
Stranger: Well I don't really know. I just said it
You: XD
You: so you know Russian?
Stranger: Little, not much
You: me 2
Stranger: Ok
You: im 13
You: you?
Stranger: 17
You: XD
You: cool
You: my bro is 17
Stranger: Ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ook
You: ook
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ook
You: ook
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: ok stop
Stranger: ok
Stranger:
You: well see that:
You: קולולולו
You: אני חמוד
You: נכון?
Stranger: What does it mean?
You: its im cute
Stranger: Haha ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: stop
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
You: stop
Stranger: ok
You: XD
Stranger:
Stranger: You're a male right?
You: no
You: im sexy
You: XD
You: male
Stranger: I'm a female
You: cool
Stranger: What's ypur name?
Stranger: you
Stranger: r
You: Koren
You: you?
Stranger: Sandra
You: cool XD
You: so Sandrarara
Stranger:
You: kolololo
You: and
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: please
You: no plz
You: XD
Stranger: i love u
You: ...
You: f?
You: m?
Stranger: is nice
You: f?
Stranger: f
You: cool
Stranger: so sex?
You: so its ok
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my place @ 5
You: so yes
Stranger: ok
You: cool
Stranger: u can do it 2 with candoo
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: You got owned
You: strange
You: realy strange
You: realy realy
Stranger: yes
You: super
You: strange
You: so
You: whats up?
Stranger: I'm so sorry
Stranger: but i have to go
You: ok
You: bye
Stranger: you was fun to talk with :D
You: have fun
Stranger: bye!
You: bye
You: ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
דיברתי עם מישהו מאירלנד...
הוא כזה מצחיק..
כשכותבים משהו במסן כאילו את השורה הזאת שכולם רואים הוא כתב את השם שלו בעברית..
XDDD
[quote][b]You:Hi
Stranger: g'day
You: thank's
You: that means good day right?
Stranger: yea
You: Im good at this
You: Never mind
You: age?
Stranger: 24
You: wow...
Stranger: you?
You: 23
You: male or female?
Stranger: bloke
You: bloke?
Stranger: male
You: oh...
You: Im a female
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what country are you from?
You: USA and you?
Stranger: Australia
You: oh...
You: do you have a girlfriend?or that you are a gay?
Stranger: i have a gf
You: Dammit
Stranger: and no i'm not gay
You: Why everyone have a girlfriend and Im alone??
Stranger: there's someone out there for all of us
You: that's bcs Im a Hooker?
You: *bcz
Stranger: job description doesn't matter
You: oh, then why?
You: gfzdmhgh'mfdgjdj
Stranger: because...
Stranger: you just lost the game.
You: Im sorry
You: That was my sister[/b][/quote]
התחזתי לבת, נראה אם שלי יצחיק מישהו...
*צונזר*
אנא אל תביאו לפה ציטוטים שעוברים על החוקים!
ציטוטים שקשורים לדוגמה לתחום הפורנו לא שייכים לכאן!
אם תמשיכו לפרסם ציטוטים מסוג זה,אאלץ לנעול את הנושא הזה...
אלכס איזה רע..חח למה לבאס? ><"
אם נביא ציטוטים משעממים אז עדיף שלא נביא בכלל
אם אתה לא יכול אחרת,אז אל תביא בכלל...