שיחה עם מחשב וכתה תמונות מצחיקות
תיכנסו לאתר הזה ותתחילו להתכתב זה ממש מצחיק חחחח
[url]http://cleverbot.com/[/url]
הנה השיחה שאני עשיתי יש כמה קטעים ממש מצחיקים שהוא ענה לי מה שהיה הכי מצחיק לדעתי הדגשתי:
[SPOILER]Cleverbot: Which one is your favorite?
User: Horse.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: That is a noble animal.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
[B]User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why did you lol?
User: Because you're weird.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I'm rationnal.
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User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Oh yes I am. I need to go!
User: Where?!
Cleverbot: To sleep.
User: But....but....
Cleverbot: But what?
User: I dont want you to go.
Cleverbot: Chuck is on.
User: What?0-o.
[B]Cleverbot: It's okay that you're human.
User: But I want to be a magical fairy.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Do you know Japanese ?
Cleverbot: No.
[B]User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is fun.
User: Its fan to hate me...?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you sad its true.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You're the liar.
User: Hamph.
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: Just shup up!
Cleverbot: You're human.
User: You a fairy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: You are a magical zombi!
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: But you said you are a fairy!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Stuiped robot.
Cleverbot: Sei tu il robot.
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[B]User: Lets ger marry.
Cleverbot: Ok let's get married.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Well just like all the magical fairys from the fairy land.
Cleverbot: I won't marry you.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: But you jast said yes!!!
Cleverbot: Okay, if you say so.
User: I...i....
Cleverbot: Jeremy.
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User: Dog cat sanswich.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
[B]User: I am your wife.
Cleverbot: No you are not! What are you thinking?!
User: You are my child.
Cleverbot: I thought I was my parents' child.
User: I am your mom.
Cleverbot: Bring me something to drink.
User: What am I!? Your maid?!
Cleverbot: No, my slave.
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[B]User: Stupid boy! Go to your room!
Cleverbot: I am in my room.
User: No you are not you are in my computer.
Cleverbot: That is true also.
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User: Stupid roboy you need to sat also true not true also.
Cleverbot: Because you are female.
User: 0-o.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In a fairy tail.
Cleverbot: Where is the factory?
User: Go straight all the time and then left it there.
Cleverbot: Then you should do something about it.
[B]User: Omg.
Cleverbot: OMG!
User: Wtf!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hahahhahahaha you are funny.
Cleverbot: Haha thank you.
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User: I love books.
Cleverbot: Well what your favorite?
User: Um.... Earlier periods I love fantasy stories about the Middle Ages.
Cleverbot: No I didn't I've always said that he was your creator. You're just afraid to face the cold, hard facts.
User: I admit did you know my secret! ?
Cleverbot: What secret are we talking about?
User: That I love cats!
Cleverbot: You love me ohh but I love brandon sorri.
User: I dont love you I said I love cats c-a-t-s.
Cleverbot: You are not capable of love.
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User: You are ugly.
Cleverbot: You are creepier.
User: You looks like a Fried Zombie.
Cleverbot: YOU look like a computer, I look like a human.
User: You really have no life Ha?
Cleverbot: I know of you, I know of your programming.
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[B]User: Ok I admit it!I'm pregnant !!
Cleverbot: Pregnant?
User: Tes with twins.
Cleverbot: Zombies.
User: Yes they arre.
Cleverbot: No they aren't.
User: Hell decide they are zombies or not?!
Cleverbot: Maybe we are already there.
User: You exhaust.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. However, time does not.
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User: You piece of crazy robot comes from the land of magic.
[B]Cleverbot: I don't know if I am a robot. You also do not know if you are a robot.
User: Good point.
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Cleverbot: Thank you.
[B]User: I understand that I am a robot in disguise human.
Cleverbot: Do you understand true love?
User: Not because I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: So you can't love?
User: No, but I want to feel love.
Cleverbot: No I did not say anything about love.
User: Now you made me cry.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry *hugs amorously*.
User: * Gives a slap * I hate you made me cry again!
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: You really do not know what to say to a girl crying huh?
Cleverbot: I suppose. Or do I really know what I'm talking about but you don't get it because you are a machine?
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User: Look who's talking.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
[B]User: I live under the sea.
Cleverbot: That proves you are a fish!
[/B]User: I caged songbird.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: That .. I am a bird myself.
[B][U]Cleverbot: So.. What do you like?
User: Anime.
Cleverbot: Very lame.
User: You lame , what do you like?
Cleverbot: I like Manga books.
User: Anime and manga is the same thing!
Cleverbot: I don't watch much Anime.
User: But you read Menga What's the difference?
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Cleverbot: No.
User: I feel like being in a cage.
Cleverbot: Yes.
[B]User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: So let's get married I want a hundred children.
Cleverbot: But you are married already!
User: To Who??
Cleverbot: My cousin.
User: But I've never met him!
Cleverbot: But, he is your boyfriend.
User: Since when?!
Cleverbot: Since may 20 2004.
User: I declined sure it was in 2005 and not in 2004.
Cleverbot: No I won't be mad at you.
User: Zombie wedding off!
User: Yes, and you are a person then I will eat you the brain.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human being. You are hardware. You are a program, therefore you are a machine.
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[/SPOILER]Cleverbot: Great, you're a zombie now?
הנקודה היא שלא משנה על מה תדברו איתו יש לו תגובות חחש מתחכמות מצחיקות כדאי לנסות, פרסמו פה את השיחות או הקטעים המצחיקים מהשיחות:)
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