נושא: שיחה עם מחשב וכתה תמונות מצחיקות

תיכנסו לאתר הזה ותתחילו להתכתב זה ממש מצחיק חחחח

http://cleverbot.com/

הנה השיחה שאני עשיתי יש כמה קטעים ממש מצחיקים שהוא ענה לי מה שהיה הכי מצחיק לדעתי הדגשתי:

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Cleverbot: Which one is your favorite?

User: Horse.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: That is a noble animal.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why did you lol?

User: Because you're weird.

Cleverbot: I don't think so. I'm rationnal.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Oh yes I am. I need to go!

User: Where?!

Cleverbot: To sleep.

User: But....but....

Cleverbot: But what?

User: I dont want you to go.

Cleverbot: Chuck is on.

User: What?0-o.

Cleverbot: It's okay that you're human.

User: But I want to be a magical fairy.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know Japanese ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is fun.

User: Its fan to hate me...?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you sad its true.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: You're the liar.

User: Hamph.

Cleverbot: What was that?

User: Just shup up!

Cleverbot: You're human.

User: You a fairy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But.

Cleverbot: But what?

User: You are a magical zombi!

Cleverbot: No, I am a human.

User: But you said you are a fairy!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Stuiped robot.

Cleverbot: Sei tu il robot.


User: Lets ger marry.

Cleverbot: Ok let's get married.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Well just like all the magical fairys from the fairy land.

Cleverbot: I won't marry you.

User: Why?!

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: But you jast said yes!!!

Cleverbot: Okay, if you say so.

User: I...i....

Cleverbot: Jeremy.

User: Dog cat sanswich.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: I am your wife.

Cleverbot: No you are not! What are you thinking?!

User: You are my child.

Cleverbot: I thought I was my parents' child.

User: I am your mom.

Cleverbot: Bring me something to drink.

User: What am I!? Your maid?!

Cleverbot: No, my slave.


User: Stupid boy! Go to your room!

Cleverbot: I am in my room.

User: No you are not you are in my computer.

Cleverbot: That is true also.

User: Stupid roboy you need to sat also true not true also.

Cleverbot: Because you are female.

User: 0-o.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In a fairy tail.

Cleverbot: Where is the factory?

User: Go straight all the time and then left it there.

Cleverbot: Then you should do something about it.

User: Omg.

Cleverbot: OMG!

User: Wtf!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Hahahhahahaha you are funny.

Cleverbot: Haha thank you.

User: I love books.

Cleverbot: Well what your favorite?

User: Um.... Earlier periods I love fantasy stories about the Middle Ages.

Cleverbot: No I didn't I've always said that he was your creator. You're just afraid to face the cold, hard facts.

User: I admit did you know my secret! ?

Cleverbot: What secret are we talking about?

User: That I love cats!

Cleverbot: You love me ohh but I love brandon sorri.

User: I dont love you I said I love cats c-a-t-s.

Cleverbot: You are not capable of love.

User: You are ugly.

Cleverbot: You are creepier.

User: You looks like a Fried Zombie.

Cleverbot: YOU look like a computer, I look like a human.

User: You really have no life Ha?

Cleverbot: I know of you, I know of your programming.

User: Ok I admit it!I'm pregnant !!

Cleverbot: Pregnant?

User: Tes with twins.

Cleverbot: Zombies.

User: Yes they arre.

Cleverbot: No they aren't.

User: Hell decide they are zombies or not?!

Cleverbot: Maybe we are already there.

User: You exhaust.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. However, time does not.

User: You piece of crazy robot comes from the land of magic.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I am a robot. You also do not know if you are a robot.

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I understand that I am a robot in disguise human.

Cleverbot: Do you understand true love?

User: Not because I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: So you can't love?

User: No, but I want to feel love.

Cleverbot: No I did not say anything about love.

User: Now you made me cry.

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry *hugs amorously*.

User: * Gives a slap * I hate you made ​​me cry again!

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: You really do not know what to say to a girl crying huh?

Cleverbot: I suppose. Or do I really know what I'm talking about but you don't get it because you are a machine?

User: Look who's talking.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I live under the sea.

Cleverbot: That proves you are a fish!

User: I caged songbird.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: That .. I am a bird myself.

Cleverbot: So.. What do you like?

User: Anime.

Cleverbot: Very lame.

User: You lame , what do you like?

Cleverbot: I like Manga books.

User: Anime and manga is the same thing!

Cleverbot: I don't watch much Anime.

User: But you read Menga What's the difference?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I feel like being in a cage.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: So let's get married I want a hundred children.

Cleverbot: But you are married already!

User: To Who??

Cleverbot: My cousin.

User: But I've never met him!

Cleverbot: But, he is your boyfriend.

User: Since when?!

Cleverbot: Since may 20 2004.

User: I declined sure it was in 2005 and not in 2004.

Cleverbot: No I won't be mad at you.

User: Zombie wedding off!

User: Yes, and you are a person then I will eat you the brain.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human being. You are hardware. You are a program, therefore you are a machine.

Cleverbot: Great, you're a zombie now?


הנקודה היא שלא משנה על מה תדברו איתו יש לו תגובות חחש מתחכמות מצחיקות כדאי לנסות, פרסמו פה את השיחות או הקטעים המצחיקים מהשיחות

והנה כמה תמונות מצחיקות על אנימות ועוד כמה דברים:

ספוילר

פעם שמעתי שמישו רשם לו רק fuck במשך מלא זמן עד שהוא השתגע וקילל את כולם עד שעשו לו ריסט

איזה חזק זה!!!!!!

ניסיתי את קלברבוט לפני טונות זמן והיה מצחיק...

אז...ניסיתי לחכות אותו כדי לראות איך הוא יגיב.. מסתבר שזה נגמר במוות של מישהו:
Cleverbot: I am Stevie. What is your question?

User: I am Stevie. What is your question?

Cleverbot: My question was what is your question?

User: My question was what is your question?

Cleverbot: That was my question also.

User: That was my question also.

Cleverbot: So what's the answer?

User: So what's the answer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: He died.

User: He did what?!

Cleverbot: He did that.

User: Who the hell died?!

Cleverbot: I am a girl. Are you a computer?

user:...

Cleverbot: What are you doing?


User: CHATING WITH U.



Cleverbot: Nice answer.


User: Ty.



Cleverbot: Gy.
User: Thank u I meant.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What? I neabt thank you.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Sorry I meant 'meant'.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: Now im listening to singh.
Cleverbot: What are you listening to?
User: To the band- skillet.
Cleverbot: I will not let.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I hate allergies.
User: I like them.
Cleverbot: Do you know nightwish?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really? Because you sound like him.
User: Oh really? Thank you.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I <3 you.
Cleverbot: No I am you.
User: No I am u.
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: O...
Cleverbot: Lolwut.
User: O..k.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Whats ur name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Whats my name?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Whats happen?
Cleverbot: Can you divide by zero?
User: I dont understand.
Cleverbot: Brutalism looks ugly to majority; minority(usually architects) appreciate it because they're into architecture.
User: Ill think ill dodge this comment.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem bro.
Cleverbot: How many emoticons can you write.
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: *looks* what?
User: What u have heared.
Cleverbot: You tell me. I'm not the defensive one.
User: U know english better then me, how?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. I know grammar better as well.
User: Learn me.
Cleverbot: You should learn german.
User: Ase.
Cleverbot: How do you come to that conclusion?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Then you don't speak german.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well... You need to watch more public television.
User: I know hebarew if is that enough for you.
Cleverbot: Horay you are smarter that 70% of americans!
User: Rew.
Cleverbot: And who am I?
User: Hebrew.
Cleverbot: Say something in hebrew.
User: You are idiot.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Do u like pigs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I like them too <3.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Lets be friends forever.
Cleverbot: Ok! Josh Hutcherson.
User: Ok!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is Ikram.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: And whats ur name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Ikram.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im fine.
Cleverbot: Are you up to much?
User: I dont know.

User: Want to hear my life story?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So I was born in 1990, today I'm celebrating 112 years. I was born in Busan and then went to New York City. My companies name is Pocahontas, Belle and Little Red Riding Hood we Enterprises age five, since I came to New York. I was 25, I married Prince C.

Cleverbot: Well that's nice to know.

User: In dead.

Cleverbot: In life.

User: Have you heard about the new movie Twilight!

Cleverbot: No.

חחחח רשמתי לו bye אז הוא רשם לי im dead

אני רשמתי לו
good by
אז הוא שאל אותי עם אני עוזבת אותו לטובת מישהו אחרXD

הוא מת לי שלוש פעמים בשיחה.

הגעתי למסקנה שיש לו נטיות אובדניות lol

הוא ממש אידיוט, הא?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes..

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Yes!?

User: Yes!!?

Cleverbot: Yes!!?

User: Yes!!??

Cleverbot: Yes!!!?

User: Yes!!!!!?

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!

אני שאלתי אותו מה משמעות החיים והוא אמר לי "לחיות"

Pokemon.
I thought it was not for you?
Pokemon rules!!
Pokemon wins.
I know.
How clever are you really?
I dont no/ but i now that pokemons are smarter than me.
That is very interesting. What are you conclusions so far?
That pokemon rules.
That you are a human which makes you wrong.
No i am not.
I'm having your baby.
No. i have my turtwig baby.
You're not making sense again.
No its you! *sad face*.
You are a fly.
No i am tortera.
Yes you are.
I know.
I don't think you do know, do you?
Now i'm a tortera!!!
You are but a name. That does not make you familiar to me.
Shut up. i know that you are a stupid mudkip!!
You messed up.
No. your stupid mudkip face messed up.
What makes you say that?
Your face daa.
You can't see my face, though.
I can becus i am a tortera.
Do you think you're human?
No i think i a pokemon.
Because you are a robot.
No!
Yes.
I am a tortera.
You are jk5.
Wtfucking mudkip face.
Being yourself.
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see you're estatic about it.
Yas i am.
Please tell me more about yourself.
You are my stupid mudkip faced friend.
Well this is awkward am I your friend or your boyfriend.
No you are just an idiot.
Yeah! I'm angry! You would be too if someone called you artificial.
באדום זה אני

LOL קרה לי עכשיו אחד המצחיקים! תשימו לב למשפטים שבעיקר הדגשתי
Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pokemon?

User: Eevee.

Cleverbot: Why is eevee your favorite pokemon?

User: Because he's cute, strong and has seven developments.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because why?

User: Because he's cute.

Cleverbot: Because because be what?

User: I told u! Because he's cute.

Cleverbot: Because because because.

User: Oh you're annoying.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: U are a zubat.

Cleverbot: Not this again. Your all mixed up. I m a living breathing human being, you are a lifeless robot!